"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
- George Carlin, 1937-2008
It sucks when awesome people die. That is all.